Have cards sent to atheists after the Rapture. "The Postal Service of the Saved," it works like this:
Just write your letter and it will be hand-delivered immediately
following the exodus of the pure from the Earth. But you must be
thinking to yourself, "How can the letters be delivered after the
Rapture?" The answer is simple. The creators of this site are Atheists. That’s right, we don’t believe in God. How else would we be able to deliver your correspondence after the Rapture?
Here’s a stupid question: how do we know that the rapture hasn’t already happened?
Hei Lun Chan wrote:
“Here’s a stupid question: how do we know that the rapture hasn’t already happened?”
Here’s a serious answer written in a pithy tone:
Because it’s silly mythology.
We Jews already know what happens every December 25: Santa brings the Rapture every year and we go out for Chinese Food. Don’t worry about me: the day after the Rapture, I’ll get Dim Sum. So who needs postcards?
Santa needs Postcards because He’s Not Coming.
He’s a Jew…
Didn’t you know ?
“I would like to read some of the postcards.”
PostSecret II: Religious Whackjob Edition.
My inaugural address at the Great White Throne Judgment of the Dead, after I have raptured out billions!
The Secret Rapture soon!
Read My Inaugural Address
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