Twinkie, Deconstructed

by on August 6, 2007 at 7:27 am in Food and Drink | Permalink

There are entire companies which do nothing but break eggs open for other companies; the largest such egg-breaking company is based in Elizabeth, New Jersey.

That is from Twinkie, Deconstructed: My Journey to Discover How the Ingredients Found in Processed Foods Are Grown, Mined (Yes, Mined), and Manipulated Into What America Eats, by Steve Ettlinger.  So far this is my pick for the best food book of the year.

I also learned that a twinkie is about half sugar, sulfuric acid is the most produced chemical in the world, sugar is used to clean out cement mixers, phosphate rock and limestone make Twinkies light and airy, Twinkies’ butter flavor is created out of gas, Twinkies contain only one preservative (sorbic acid), and the original 1930 Twinkies were filled with banana flavor, not vanilla.

The bottom line is that I ordered bought two more of the guy’s books.

ivan August 6, 2007 at 7:40 am

Is it really necessary to subordinate everything to the holy grail of a low-carbon life? I would think that your health matters too. Then I would walk more, drive less by car, and not worry too much about my carbon footprint. These environmentalists are really getting annoying.

muz August 6, 2007 at 9:06 am

That’s easily the best sub-headline I’ve ever seen on a book.

The reassuring parenthetical to stave off howls of incredulous protest? Brilliant!

GVV August 6, 2007 at 9:55 am

Avoid all chemical foods.Eat vegetarian.Follow naturopathy.Practice yoga.

Peter August 6, 2007 at 12:28 pm

According to rumor, a man in Los Angeles spent 14 years on a diet consisting solely of Twinkies, hard-boiled eggs and Scotch whiskey, and was in excellent health.

Tyler Cowen August 6, 2007 at 4:47 pm

No. Even I craved a Twinkie.

Dick King August 6, 2007 at 6:25 pm

I don’t know about you, but the extra food _I_ eat on a high-exercise day is carbohydrate, often bagels or pasta.

-dk

Enquiring Mind August 6, 2007 at 9:06 pm

Is it really the case that there is more sulfuric acid produced than gasoline?

pinke March 31, 2008 at 2:17 am
TheHybridTwinkyOfDestruction December 14, 2009 at 1:40 am

If twinkies are half sugar and you can use sugar to clean cement mixers, can you use twinkies to clean cement mixers?

Yes, but logically it takes twice as many twinkies.

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