Which words make you wince?

by on July 13, 2009 at 6:01 am in Games | Permalink

Via Bookslut, here is an article on that topic.  Some contenders:

pulchritude
chillax
hubby
no-brainer
webinar
staycation
any word starting with "mommy"

What can you add to this list?

Enda July 13, 2009 at 7:07 am

Does the phrase “moving forward” count?

For the list:
synergy
cosmeceuticals

dearieme July 13, 2009 at 7:18 am

I wanna “share” with you. Urgh.

anon July 13, 2009 at 7:30 am

Profanity used incorrectly or too frequently.

JeffJ July 13, 2009 at 7:40 am

Impactful.

Tom July 13, 2009 at 7:41 am

At least pulchritude is a “real” word. Ugly though it may be (isn’t that ironic?)…

V July 13, 2009 at 8:12 am

Bailout!

Val July 13, 2009 at 8:24 am

“moist”, “wet”, and body part beginning with the letter “p”

Mike S July 13, 2009 at 8:24 am

[anything scandalous]-gate

David July 13, 2009 at 8:47 am

Tyler, no offense buddy, but:

infovore
folksonomy

Josh July 13, 2009 at 8:52 am

“hot mess”

eddie July 13, 2009 at 9:06 am

po-faced

Luis Enrique July 13, 2009 at 9:18 am

fellow travelers on First Great Western may wince at the sibilant sounds of: “a selection of snacks, sandwiches, crisps and pastries”

Dylan July 13, 2009 at 9:27 am

tasty

Walter Pemican July 13, 2009 at 9:30 am

“surfeit” and “limn” both reasonable words I suppose, but ones that are never encountered outside of the printed word. I always think of them as sort of mental speed bumps because they don’t “flow” particularly well

Candadai Tirumalai July 13, 2009 at 9:35 am

I don’t know how I feel about it yet, having
come across it just yesterday. On a horse farm
in Kentucky some of the paintings on the walls
are called “Moneighs”: created by retired
thoroughbreds with a flick of the tail
and a touch of the nose.

Urstoff July 13, 2009 at 9:37 am

sustainable (and sphincter)

Matt July 13, 2009 at 9:49 am

albeit

E B Rayburn July 13, 2009 at 10:02 am

Book Slut

Arnold D'Souza July 13, 2009 at 10:10 am

I +1 ‘hubby’ and ‘chillax’. I would also like to add ‘foodie’, ‘comfy’, and other such ‘-ies’. However, these are words that would fit into the ‘slang’ category, and that might be one of the reasons for them making me wince.

Some Guy July 13, 2009 at 10:15 am

bewail

hkc July 13, 2009 at 10:15 am

“irregardless”
“tipping point”
“problematize” (I like “problematics” though)
“first!”
“organic”
“fair trade”
commonly overused 15 cent words: “expedite”, “asinine”, ascertain”
I also second “progressive” and “green”

bm July 13, 2009 at 10:21 am

Molybdenum.

songar July 13, 2009 at 10:27 am

And then there’s “pseudo-intellectual”.

No, wait a minute. . .It’s the pseudo-intellectuals themselves that make me cringe.

Jacqueline July 13, 2009 at 10:28 am

“utilization” incorrectly used as a fancy synonym for use
“overarching” (the contexts I read it in it just sounds pretentious)

Jonathan July 13, 2009 at 10:37 am

1. delish (delicious derivative)
2. yummy (as in, ‘Mmm, this foie gras is so yummy!)
3. Any other food words used by grown men. (Yes, that includes ‘tasty.’)
4. kibble
5. nook
6. plethora (For people trying to show off their SAT vocabulary)

hkc July 13, 2009 at 10:47 am

more awkward sounding words: “Promulgate”, “yoga”, “snit”.

Andy July 13, 2009 at 10:55 am

I think all the words except “hubby” are useful and don’t really bother me.

Parabellum July 13, 2009 at 11:00 am

The word gift, when used as a verb.

BoscoH July 13, 2009 at 11:06 am

Wouldn’t it be cool if your browser could just automagically convert silly words like cyber-whatever, blogorhea, and other words you can’t stand into plain English?

hkc July 13, 2009 at 11:06 am

“drank”, “chairperson”.
“goldenrod” sounds weird to me, i have no clue why.

Jeremiah July 13, 2009 at 11:13 am

splurge

RV July 13, 2009 at 11:17 am

“take that offline”

Noah Yetter July 13, 2009 at 11:20 am

creative used as a noun

JJ July 13, 2009 at 11:34 am

All those “catchy” terms used in blog after blog.

Teh intratubes (or some other silly variation)
The spousal unit
this humble blogger

Peter July 13, 2009 at 11:49 am

Avant-garde

Paul N July 13, 2009 at 12:25 pm

“humanure”

“basically”

“happy” when used to describe something other than people

Steve M. July 13, 2009 at 12:43 pm

Incent, incentivize, incentivise, and derivations thereof.

nomnomnom July 13, 2009 at 12:50 pm

“Mouthfeel.” Ew ew blech too personal!

Natalie Haynes July 13, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Incentivize

mike July 13, 2009 at 2:28 pm

twebinar? is that for real? that might be the worst word ever, considering how it capitalizes on webinar, already possibly my least-favorite.

d.cous. July 13, 2009 at 2:38 pm

Wow. Does nobody else hate “tweet”? I didn’t realize that it drove me nuts before everyone started using it all the time, and not to refer to the sound that a baby bird might make. It sounds completely out of place in a conversation which takes place between adults. Hearing things like “oh, by the way, did you catch my tweet about that?” is probably the largest single reason that I don’t use twitter, and yes, I realize how crazy that sounds.

Bernard Yomtov July 13, 2009 at 3:06 pm

“Monetize” used in the sense of “cash in on.”

“How do we monetize this idea?” Ugh.

babar July 13, 2009 at 3:53 pm

libeltarian

Steve July 13, 2009 at 5:09 pm

Are all the problems with “moist” because it immediately draws to mind a moist vagina?

Peter Kasting July 13, 2009 at 5:43 pm

“preso” (annoying abbreviation of “presentation”)
“hella”

Matt July 13, 2009 at 7:27 pm

I hate “upskilling”, a popular word in advertising copy designed to sell training services to corporations. For example, “do your associates need upskilling?”

Stan VerNooy July 13, 2009 at 8:07 pm

The ______ “experience”

Hamish Barney July 13, 2009 at 9:13 pm

I’ve always had a particular dislike for “de-plane” (what’s wrong with disembark?) and “happenstance” (coincidence or serendipity are much nicer words).

el chief July 14, 2009 at 12:18 am

electroconvulsive

GB July 14, 2009 at 12:28 am

All of them. And pls add ‘tweet’ and ‘google (v.)’ to that list.

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