What is the most philosophical thing that you have ever heard a child under the age of 5 say?
That is a new Reddit thread (apologies, I have forgotten who directed my attention to it). My favorite answer was this Stigler-Becker approach to the matter:
My little sister handed me a juice box as I was packing to move out and said “No one is really a grown up. They just act old because they have to”
The full thread is here.