Treasury Secretary John Snow gave a talk to a group of school kids in East Harlem on Thursday and implored them to save money:
It takes discipline to put money in the bank instead of using it to buy something that you really want, but its worth it.
Later that day, former President Clinton spoke on the virtues of sexual abstinence.
Just kidding about the last remark, but you gather my meaning. Hat tip to Al Kamen at the Washington Post.