Signs of encroaching mental GPT-dom

1. You use the word “token” more than you ought to, for reasons that have nothing to do with crypto.

2. If a friend says something incorrect, you tell them they are “hallucinating.”

3. You phrase your google queries like GPT queries, for instance using question marks.

4. “Please say more” is your new mantra.  “Answer step by step” is another.

5. You ask your friends for answers in the third person: “But what would Larry Summers say to that?”

6. You start thinking your friend Claude is a walking encyclopedia, a wonderful and diversely talented literary stylist, and taking psychedelics.

7. When you read or hear “davinci,” your thoughts do not jump to the Mona Lisa.

8. You start imagining all sorts of co-authorships, collaborations and even marriages that simply do not exist.

9. You decide Thomas Pynchon really was underrated after all.

10. You start expecting everyone else to be so eager to please you.

What else?