Chuck Norris mania

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just not his own.

Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Read more on the cult here.  There are more sayings.  Here is my favorite photo of Chuck.  How about this dictum?

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Thanks to Yana for the pointer.