Gerald Dworkin writes to me

How about best shortest sentences?   My favorite is Ring Lardner’s: Shut up, he explained.  For five words Woody Allen:  I am two with nature.

Please give us other candidates, either from others or your own.  Here is my previous post on six-word novels.

From Wired, here are more six-word stories.  I like:

He read his obituary with confusion.

And, from Orson Scott Card:

Please, this is everything, I swear.