How about best shortest sentences? My favorite is Ring Lardner’s: Shut up, he explained. For five words Woody Allen: I am two with nature.
Please give us other candidates, either from others or your own. Here is my previous post on six-word novels.
From Wired, here are more six-word stories. I like:
He read his obituary with confusion.
And, from Orson Scott Card:
Please, this is everything, I swear.