Tired of your current life?
This auction is for a New Life in the coastal town of Wollongong, Australia of a 24 year old male.
– Will introduce to all my friends & potential lovers (around 8 which I have been flirting with
– I have around 15 close friends and around 170 other friends – I have 2 nemeses
– Lifestyle is very social. It includes a lot of going out.
NB: Friends will treat you exactly as they have treated me. This includes friends who take me surfing, running, climbing and cook for me. All of these features will be transferred over to the winning applicant.
Life also includes the following features:
Will have access to a cruisy job in March delivering fruit.
You will write a satirical horiscope in the University of Wollongong Magazine.
You will have new parents to have Christmas with & birthday presents from friends.
A birthday party will also be organised for you.
This auction also includes the following
– A 4 week training course by the former me which includes the following:
– Many anecdotes and stories from a very interesting and intriguing past 24 years of my life
– 6 Jokes
– Training in becoming me (fashion, food, lifestyle, style of seduction, interests)
– Haircut like mine
– Piercings to the value of $180.
– Lessons in my personal history (The good stuff and the bad stuff)
– Skills Lessons (as mentioned above)
NB: After the 4 week training winning bidder will also receive 2 months of on-call support.
Here is the link, thanks to Hugh for the pointer. There have been eighty bids and the price is over $40,000 Australian dollars. The winner does not receive the passport, driver’s license, or inheritance rights of the seller.