The weirdest sentence that John de Palma read today

by on December 19, 2008 at 3:21 pm in History | Permalink

"Mice may be responsible for a blaze that killed nearly 100 cats at an animal shelter near the Canadian city of Toronto, officials say(…)"   

Perhaps I should have titled this post "Policing Nature, part III."  Here is the link; it’s Friday afternoon and the mood is giddy.  By the way, if you’re suspecting conspiracy, one official noted:

"Unfortunately, the mice probably perished in the fire as well," he added.

1 Phil December 19, 2008 at 3:26 pm

This only seems surprising if you’ve never seen Tom & Jerry.

2 Gene Reddick December 19, 2008 at 3:36 pm

Suicide bombing.

3 disaggregated December 19, 2008 at 3:40 pm

Was this because of a scarcity of bells?

4 guy in the veal calf office December 19, 2008 at 5:10 pm

Mouse: You MUST shut off the alarms! I fooking hate guard cats!
Co-Conspirator: OK, man, be careful.
Mouse: Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while I was still in the womb?

5 Usul December 19, 2008 at 8:21 pm

Muad’Dib! Muad’Dib!

6 K T Cat December 20, 2008 at 11:16 am

Great. That’s all we need. Suicide jihadist mice.

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