Lunch with Tyrone

I have had lunch with Tyrone many times.  He is never invited.  Tyrone is devious, untrustworthy and worst of all, brilliant.  It often take days to sort out the fallacies, sophistries, and half-truths that invade my mind after lunch with Tyrone.  Sometimes it takes much longer.   He makes my head hurt.  Even when Tyrone is not at lunch, I worry.  Tyrone does not always announce himself.  Maybe he really was at lunch…I told you he was devious.

Please do not encourage Tyrone.   He is a bad, bad, man.