How much did you pay? Just let us know in the comments, and those of you who wouldn’t otherwise answer, please answer and help us defeat selection bias at least in part. Just as the heroic Tim has done (please see the second comment), I’m sure he stands up to terrorists as well.
And it’s simple: just cook the cheeseburger in milk, what’s so hard about that? Do note the burnt milk will ruin any good pan you use. If you’d like to read some Doris Lessing, The Golden Notebook is compelling even though it is one of those books which old school feminists feel no man can possibly like. Just be wary of the date who tells you it is his all-time favorite book. I’ve never been persuaded by Lessing’s science fiction but some of you will wish to try it.