This is so, so wrong

When she said yes, he asked the more important question, would she attend a performance of the Black Watch, an international bagpipe and drum group, the next weekend at UT Tyler’s Cowen Center.

Here is the full but totally non-interesting story. 

On a less incorrect but still odd note, someone just built a column around this point:

There are some restaurant dishes that I order because they sound better than everything else on the menu, and there are some I order because they sound worse.  My reasoning goes like this: If a chef dares to offer something as unappealing as, say, a raw kale salad, chances are it’s fantastic.