Sentences to ponder

The Required Reports Prepared by State Agencies and Institutions of Higher Education is not itself listed in the Required Reports Prepared by State Agencies and Institutions of Higher Education.

That is from Texas, where they must file a report on all the reports they have filed.  Here is more.  That report is itself 580 pages and it recommends the abolition of 318 reports and the consoldiation of 58 others.  It is promised:

The next edition of this report will contain a full assessment of all required reports.

I thank Catfish for the pointer.

Comments

Godel would be pleased.

On page 18, 3rd paragraph, the report says, "Every sentence in this report is false."

(Don't look it up, kids.)

Education bureacracies are crazy. Tales from the front...The school nurse called us to say my son needs another note from the Doctor to be excused from PE class because he tore his ACL.. The Dr's note said that he should be excused from PE until further notice. This is unacceptable.. The nurse said the note must read that he is excused from PE class for the rest of the semester. So what happens if he doesn't? The nurse said he will get an F and not be able to graduate. What do we do at the end of the semester.... The nurse wasn't sure.

Why don't you have a contest on how many rules, written or unwritten, coded or uncodified, that schools have.

Comments for this post are closed