Friday assorted links

1. German soccer team thrashed 37-0 after socially distancing from opponent.

2. AT&T wants to put ads on your smartphone in exchange for $5 discount.

3. “What I think I am nearly certain about,” redux of a 2008 post.

4. New van Morrison protest song against lockdowns.

5. The hardware lottery.

6. Model this Charles Linsmeier.