Truce?

by on November 25, 2008 at 4:48 pm in Current Affairs | Permalink

Hilarity

Justin Wolfers asks for captions, leave your (polite) suggestions in the comments here and see if you can beat their readers.

Anonymous November 25, 2008 at 4:51 pm

Turdblossom?!

nick November 25, 2008 at 4:55 pm

Bush: ‘And for my last trick, I give you… utter ruin! Get outta that without moving, university boy!’

Rolo Tomasi November 25, 2008 at 4:58 pm

Bush: “The difference between you and me is that I say one thing and do the opposite. While you say one thing and say the opposite.”

Some Guy November 25, 2008 at 5:01 pm

In two months it’s your problem, not mine: “Mission Accomplished”

Charlie November 25, 2008 at 5:08 pm

“Everyone laughs at farts.”

Tony Trepanier November 25, 2008 at 5:20 pm

Condi isn’t the only one who can stand at 45 degree angles with enemies.

Rational November 25, 2008 at 5:28 pm

Krugman almost turned down the Noble Prize when he found out that this moment would be a requirement.

Ron Barlin November 25, 2008 at 5:37 pm

Well, at least we have one thing in common. Obama beat both of our preferred candidates – Hillary Clinton and Hillary Clinton.

Martin November 25, 2008 at 5:42 pm

Wow, that’s what competence looks like…

Keith November 25, 2008 at 5:44 pm

Number 26 on the Freakonomics blog, written by “a student of economics” is by far the best one, and I’ll just modify it slightly:

“So I says to Cheney “Duh! Piece-wise continuous functions are ALWAYS Reimann integrable, so just invert the matrix and use a polynomial distributed lag to eliminate the heteroskedasticity! What a lightweight! Heh-heh-heh†

sal November 25, 2008 at 5:54 pm

This conclusively proves that is no trap door leading to a shark tank in the oval office.

mk November 25, 2008 at 6:42 pm

(In a Mr. Burns voice): “Excellent! This life size, smiling clone of Paul Krugman is just what the doctor ordered!”

“What do you think of this idea, Paul: we’re thinking of pardoning a Thanksgiving turkey this year and shooting a prizewinning liberal economist!”

“I like you in profile like this, Paul! Less eye contact!”

“Psst — hottie at 2 o’clock.”

“Well, now that you have the secret Nobel Prize ring of Power, I am sure you too will succumb to the irresistible temptation to use your newfound infinite might to stamp out every ember of hope and love in the hearts of your fellow man and wom–aah,haha, I can’t believe how crazy this stock market’s been, huh?”

mk November 25, 2008 at 6:45 pm

Or:

You think I’m cool, right?

Oil Shock November 25, 2008 at 6:58 pm

“Birds of a feather, flock together”

RB November 25, 2008 at 7:22 pm

Krugman: “But seriously, Mr. President, the door is right over there (motioning in the direction of his gaze) … we need to clean up a bit before your successor can get down to work … if you don’t mind, sir.”

DanC November 25, 2008 at 7:28 pm

Krugman: You can have a good career throwing BS around?

Bush: Yep, they even gave a prize for it this year

Michael Drake November 25, 2008 at 8:12 pm

“Like most political jokes, either or both affiliations may be replaced with any other desired affiliation.”

But not salva veritate.

Yancey Ward November 25, 2008 at 8:15 pm

So, Paul, ever been to Cuba before?

DPirate November 25, 2008 at 8:25 pm

No, I wont shake your hand, either.

Bill Stepp November 25, 2008 at 8:38 pm

“Professor, I’d rather embrace your mistress than your principles.”

Alex November 25, 2008 at 9:04 pm

Krugman: “Do I _have_ to grin to everyone?”

simmerdownnow November 25, 2008 at 9:26 pm

Messrs Krugman and Bush share a few laughs during a surprise reunion that shocked the world. Separated shortly after Mr. Krugman’s birth, the two brothers were raised in different environments and developed very different views of the world. Both were educated at Yale, and both have attained worldwide notoriety through their career accomplishments. In response to a question about the antagonistic tone of his writing, Mr. Krugman replied, “He’s not perfect, but he is my brother. We may disagree on policy, but, I tell you this, if you mess with this man, you mess with me.” Mr. Bush was later quoted as saying “Even though Pauly sometimes over econofies his analysis, he is an expert on the internationalification of trade, and I respect that. I’m looking forward to reminisifying with my brother.”

Ron Byrnes November 25, 2008 at 10:16 pm

Guess you’ll have to bury your Nobel bling in a PVC tube Krug, jokes on you.

winston November 25, 2008 at 11:16 pm

Bush: Yeah, keep laughing. Did I forget to mention O’Reilly is also in on this photo op?

Rex Rhino November 25, 2008 at 11:43 pm

Bah! What the hell is going on with these annoying next buttons over every message? I have a scroll wheel, so just put all the comments on one page… but if you ARE going to split comments on multiple pages, have the next/previous buttons at the top and the bottom, and have the pages numbered 1/2/3 with an option to click on them and go directly to that page!

Unit November 25, 2008 at 11:53 pm

“Good job Paul! You and I sure came up with plenty of foxholes to keep all those atheists and libertarians busy for the next hundred years, hehehe…”

pants November 26, 2008 at 12:27 am

Paul Krugman is on the left. President Bush is on the right.

GET IT?!

Nick L November 26, 2008 at 2:03 am

“Ahh, it’s amazing – he’s the leader of the free world, and he thinks Hayek is just some kind of a bad cough..”

“Al Gore got one – and an Oscar too, so don’t go all high and mighty on me pal..”

Thanatos Savehn November 26, 2008 at 4:58 am

“Cronyism – it’s not just for cowboys! Welcome to the club b!atch” – GWB

glenn November 26, 2008 at 6:47 am

The Krugman and the Thugman.

SheetWise November 26, 2008 at 7:27 am

Bush: Knock knock.
Krugman: Who’s there?
Bush: Huh?

Scot November 26, 2008 at 9:22 am

“No, really Paul, I think we should have a conference call with Art Laffer.”

Andrew November 26, 2008 at 10:04 am

“Hey Paul, have a cigar!”

aaron November 26, 2008 at 10:53 am

Is that an oil bubble in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

Rich Berger November 26, 2008 at 11:22 am

Hah! You got hair in your ears, too.

NPTO November 26, 2008 at 11:43 am

Mr. Krugman, I think the Nobel guys have over-superestimated you.

Anonymous November 26, 2008 at 12:19 pm

GW:

Well, at least it wasn’t a libertarian economist!

Heh-heh-heh!

aaron November 26, 2008 at 12:38 pm

Is that a bubble in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

BukaHobbit November 26, 2008 at 12:55 pm

Krugman? Like on that gold coin? Can I get some for the bailout?

BukaHobbit November 26, 2008 at 12:58 pm

Yeah, I shave mine too. Laura likes it that way.

Hume November 26, 2008 at 1:11 pm

GWB: “These last 8 years were fantastic and fun. It was fun-tastic”

PK: “Yeah. I gotta thank you GB, You did wonders for my column. I can’t believe all those NYT readers think I’m serious about that stuff. Fools.”

GWB: “Yeah. All we need is Peter Boettke and the triangle is complete.”

Nosybear November 26, 2008 at 2:22 pm

“Nobel, Mr. President, not No Bull.”

Andrew November 26, 2008 at 2:23 pm

Krugman: “It’s new-KLEE-er…….Gah!”

Bush: “I know. I just been playing with you.”

Michael Makowsky November 26, 2008 at 3:02 pm

“I know there’s a new guy coming, but would you mind if I still blamed you?”

Superheater November 26, 2008 at 5:02 pm

Wait’ll Pauly finds out I had the CIA cook up a transdermal poison that works only on him.

RCD November 26, 2008 at 5:44 pm

Bush: So all you and Al did was put on weight and grow a beard? That’s all it took?

edwin November 26, 2008 at 5:55 pm

krugman talk balloon : who’s laughing now?!

bush thought balloon : yeah, let’s see who’s laughing when he finds out I had his cats shipped to guantanamo…

dmh November 26, 2008 at 6:24 pm

Hey, Kruggiemon, did you hear the one about the neocon, the economist and the rabbi?

Igor Taam November 26, 2008 at 6:45 pm

Krugman thinking -> Stranger than fiction. Next year: Literature Nobel.

Igor Taam November 26, 2008 at 6:56 pm

W.: If I weren’t George W. Bush I could swear this beard guy is Paul Krugman.

Comments on this entry are closed.

Previous post:

Next post: