New Environmental Protection Agency regulations treat spilled milk like oil, requiring farmers to build extra storage tanks and form emergency spill plans.
Local farming advocates says it’s ridiculous to regulate a liquid with a small percentage of butter fat the same way as the now-infamous BP oil spill.
“It’s just another, unnecessary over-regulation by the government just lacking any common sense,” said Bill Robb, dairy educator for Michigan State University Extension…
The EPA regulations state that “milk typically contains a percentage of animal fat, which is a non-petroleum oil. Thus, containers storing milk are subject to the Oil Spill Prevention, Control and Countermeasure Program rule when they meet the applicability criteria…"
Seriously, this is not from The Onion.
Do note that the issue is not even regulation of milk spills it's regulation of milk under the oil spill prevention law. Given the power of farmers, my bet is that these laws will not go into effect; even so I do not expect a milk gusher.
Hat tip to Joshua Hedlund.