The SecretLover collection of cards is "the first
line exclusively for people having affairs." There are cards to give to your secret lover on birthdays, special occasions, even anniversaries!
I want to go on record as saying that I am totally opposed to this depraved idea. I hope that this business fails utterly. It’s hard enough to remember my wife’s birthday, Valentine’s day, our anniversary etc. And now I’m supposed to send my secret lover cards as well? Outrageous.
Thanks to Avery Katz for the pointer.