Markets in everything


…for two (2) dollars i will call your friend or enemy or boss or whoever and pretend to be a turtle for two (2) minutes

I am the first and best company for your turtlecall needs – the copycats may be cheaper but they barely even sound like real turtles

For the pointer I thank Hudson Collins.


For $2, I will call and play 4'33 on my piano. No refunds if the other party hangs up before I finish.

I smell an IPO.

This is funny!

Is this the same guy who's been trolling for 18 months pretending to be a paperclip maximizer?

For some of these businesses, you should do a follow-up post in a year to see how many of them will have survived.

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